Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
