His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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