just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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