He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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