He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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