Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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