Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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