She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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