tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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