protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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