Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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