i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
