He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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