I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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