Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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