take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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