i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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