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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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