i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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