her vagine was all disorganized.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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