I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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