Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I know her cup size but not her name....
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