I want to have your abortion
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Two words: blizzard sex
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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