he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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