R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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