This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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