So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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