you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
wow bdsm is so cute
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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