also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
