how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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