I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
