I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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