your thong is hanging out like whoa
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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