So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no, he came in my armpit
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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