we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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