don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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