she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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