Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just found puke in my bra..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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