I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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