He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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