I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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