I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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