the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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