Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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