Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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