Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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