sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
