did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The best revenge is premature balding
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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