I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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