I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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