I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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