god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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