O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I smell like Dick and happiness
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