hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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