Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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